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Saturday, September 6, 2008

My Bruce Willis story

Ok so i was editing my profile and a question was on it that said " write a childrens story about a frog with a wig" but it didnt fit so im putting it on here. WARNING it has alot of writing errors so dont think im like stupid or sumthing i just tried to make it fit 400 characters and i didnt fix it cuz im to lazy.

Once Upon a time,there was a frog named Toad, and other frogs made fun of him because he didnt have hair. So one day Toad got so tired of all the other frogs making fun of him so he told them that in 3 days he wil have a head ful of hair. So Toad went home and tried to grow hair. He tried to hard that his head turnd red. He was so tired of trying to grow hair that he fell asleep. When he woke up he wasnt surprised to see that he didnt have any hair. So all day he was lathring his hair with rogean. After he was done he went to bed and hoped that when he woke up he wood have hair down to his knees. But in the morning he stil didnt have any hair. So he walked to the pond to tell all the other frogs that he had failed at hair growins. But on his way to the pond he walked past a wig shop. And in that wig shop was a wig that was oh so BEAUTIFUL!Toad pressed his face against the glass and was so happy. So he went into the tiny little wig shop and bought the georgeous long wig. So he ran to the pond, eager to show all the frogs what he had grown in three days. When he got to the pond everybody was surprised at Toads new locks full of......LICE! Toad didnt realize that the wig had had lice in it before he had bought it! Once they saw the tiny little creatures crawling in Toads hair, they stated laughing."Haha look at Toads little passengers!" one of them yelled.Toad looked up and saw what everybody was laughing at. He started to cry ran home. The next day,early in the morning, Toad heard a knock he went to the door and there were all of the frogs that had made fun of him. They held out his wig. "Here Toad,we are so sorry we made you cry,and for making fun of you for not having any hair. So we all helped to wash your wig in the pond." one of them said. And they held it out for Toad to see. It was easy to see that he now had the best hair in town and it didnt have lice anymore. Toad couldnt help but to feel like totally amazing. So they all wen to the pond to swim and play. And Toad grew up to be...........BRUCE WILLIS! But then he was in a horrible weed wacker accident and was diagnosed with baldesidom. He still cant grow hair but he is famous, so knowbody cares. THE END

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i love this video its hillarious